The Perfect Day For Her:
- 08:15
- Wake up to hugs and kisses
- 08:30
- Weigh in 51 lbs lighter than yesterday
- 08:45
- Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
- 09:15
- Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
- 10:00
- Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
- 10:30
- Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
- 12:00
- Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
- 12:45
- Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 lbs
- 13:00
- Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
- 15:00
- Nap
- 16:00
- Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
- 16:15
- Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
- 17:30
- Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
- 19:30
- Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
- 22:00
- Hot shower (alone)
- 22:30
- Make love
- 23:00
- Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
- 23:30
- Fall asleep in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day For Him:
- 06:00
- Alarm
- 06:15
- Blowjob
- 06:30
- Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
- 07:00
- Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee.
- 07:30
- Limo arrives
- 07:45
- Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
- 08:15
- Private jet to Augusta, Georgia
- 09:30
- Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
- 09:45
- Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
- 11:45
- Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
- 12:15
- Blowjob
- 12:30
- Back nine Augusta (4 under)
- 14:15
- Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
- 15:15
- Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
- 16:30
- Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs)
- 17:00
- Jet back and get massage and hand job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
- 18:45
- Shit, shower and shave
- 19:00
- Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released.
- 19:30
- Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon '63, 20 oz New York steak
- 21:00
- A 1789 Augier Cognac and Cuban Partagas Lusitanias natural wrapper cigar
- 22:00
- Sex with three women
- 23:00
- Massage and Jacuzzi
- 23:45
- Bed (alone)
- 23:50
- 12 second, 4 octave fart, dog leaves the room
- 23:55
- Giggle yourself to sleep
Last modified: 1999-06-26