Krótki przewodnik po krowach w Internecie
(The complete guide to cows)



--==== THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS ====--
as you've NEVER seen them before!
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         (oo)   (  November 1989 Version!  )
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-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  - - -
         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden         Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk       after milking      cow with milk
   (krowa)       (krowa mleczna)   (ta sama krowa   (krowa typu Nancy
                                    po wydojeniu)    Reagan z mlekiem)

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)              (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)              (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /        /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O        / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||        *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^           ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after     Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull    shooting the Rotc bull
     (byk)      (ten sam byk po     (byk po ujrzeniu
                 ujrzeniu krowy)      innego byka)


         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow
 (krowa jedząca  (trawa jedząca  (krowa w wodzie)    (krowa w tarapatach)
    trawę)            krowę)

          (__)             (__)      *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)       \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/         \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo       o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo          ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo       ^^    ^^         ^^
 Cow taking     Cow in deep            Cow getting the shit
   a shit          shit                  kicked out of her
(krowa srająca) (krowa w gównie)       (krowa, z której gówno
                                        zostało wykopnięte)


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
(krowa z 1 metra)       (krowa ze 100 metrów)     (krowa z 10 tys. metrów)



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
 American Cow             Polish Cow               Australian Cow
(krowa amerykańska)      (krowa polska)           (krowa australijska)


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
start of school       After the "Freshman 15"   After the "Freshman 20"
(krowa-kot            (krowa po półmetku        (krowa po studniówce)
rozpoczynająca naukę)  nauki)


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow who drank Jolt         Cow who ate           Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychedelic mushrooms      down psychedelic mushrooms
(krowa po obaleniu    (krowa po grzybach         (krowa, która zastosowała
 flachy)               halucynogennych)           wódkę do wypłukania grzybów)

                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged    Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington        this cow                 cow
  (krowa należąca do    (krowa Bena Franklina)   (krowa Abrahama
   George Washingtona)                            Lincolna)

                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
       to Caesar's Palace          Hugh Hefner for his Birthday



                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
 (krowa cyklopa, którego spotkał     (ta krowa żyła z
       Jason i Argonauci)             Dr. Doolittle)


			 (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
 (ta krowa należała                              (ta krowa należała do
  do Flash Gordona)                               Bezgłowego Jeźdźca)


               (____)             (____)                           (____)
               (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
    /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
   / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
  /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
 *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
     /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
This cow belonged              This was Salvatore       No one was sure
whether to Pablo Picasso       Dali's favorite cow      M.C. Escher's cow
                                                          had four legs or eight
(ta krowa należała           (to była ulubiona       (nikt nie jest pewny czy
  do Pabla Picassa)          krowa Salvadora Dali)    krowa M.C.Eschera miała
                                                      cztery czy osiem nóg)


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
  (krowa w Disneylandzie)     (krowa odwiedzająca Statuę Wolności)



                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)
     (krowa na desce w Malibu)                krowa opalająca się
                                             (Niezłe ciało, co?)


               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
(krowa pływająca tam, gdzie kręcili film "Szczęki")


        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
 (krowa na nartach w Aspen)                     / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  * COUGH * )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  * COUGH * )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||                              (krowa kryjąca się przed angielską
   (New) Jersey Cow                         pogodą)
   (krowa (New) Jersey)


                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
            at Gillies in Texas
(krowa wyobrażająca sobie "Ujeżdżanie mechanicznego byka")


         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow


                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
     (krowa Julie Andrews)                   (krowy syjamskie)


                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^
    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
   (krowa               (krowa         (krowa na dyskotece,
    matematyczna)        telewizyjna    na "trawce")
                         - krowoskop)


            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon
	                          (pierwsza krowa na Księżycu:
                         "Mały krok dla krowy, wielki krok dla bydła!")


                (__)             "I have this recurring dream about golden arches."
               ([][])            ("Ciągle śnią mi się te BYKI")
               __\/_--U                                   ..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\

                     Psycowlogist and patient
                     (Psykrowoanalityk z pacjentką)


                                                (___)
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                     (o o)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                      \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                     \--O--/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^               // -----\
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^               \\/_^{} /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
   It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
   (To ptak...                                //   //
    To samolot...                            ^^    ^^
    To Superkrowa!)


                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |   OBORA     |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |   KARNA     | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
 (niektóre krowy mają kłopoty...             strażnik stada)


     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
    (krowa schowana)              (placek krowi)


                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

                        "Cow Town"
                      (Miasto Krów)


              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
    (ta krowa gra na dudach)      (krowa pekińska)



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
(krowa satanistyczna)    (krowa Yuppie)          (krowa zakochana)


         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
(krowa w swetrze)                            (krowa długa)

                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /              Cow Chewing Marbles
              Cow in Heat                      (krowa żująca gumę)
           (krowa w gorączce)

           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
      (ON I ONA)                   (krowa niskopodwoziowa)


         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
(krowa Detroit)      (krowa Mustang)       (krowa pick-up)


                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
 (krowa li-muuu-zyna)      (krowa 125p)


         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
*  ||----||               ~~    ~
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous
                       (Muuu-ammar Kadafi
 (święta krowa)         uzbrojony i niebezpieczny)


         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /         \ + /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O          - * -
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||           / + \
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
    (byk)         (bomba w byku)      (po byku)


           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |--|
          ^^   ^^                    -----  |__
          Coward                  Phone Bull
        (byczy zad)                (Centerbyk
                                   na korbkę)



 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \

Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
(krowa na drzewie)                  (krowa zdająca egzamin z latania)


 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ^^----^^\/

Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
(krowa, która nieszczęśliwie oblała ten egzamin)


  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ^^    ^^
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
  (krowa lecąca na Księżyc)                :       (krowa latająca)


                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ^^    ^^

               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
                    (krowa wykatapultowana)


              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ^^    ^^
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////

            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
           (krowa Elvisa...)     (...albo żyje i ukrywa się przed fanami ???)


                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ^^          ^^                             *

   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
   (krowa Davida Copperfielda)          (inna krowa Davida Copperfielda)



                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ^^    ^^
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                  trupa akro-wo-batek na wystepie
                 (Barnum's Troupe of performing cows)



                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / |  07 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ^^    ^^                          --------
       Cow licensed to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
       (krowa Bond)              (wroga krowa po spotkaniu z poprzednią)


                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'^^^-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww

            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
            (krowa przy ognisku)               (hrabia Krasula)


 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \----------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____(M U U - B U S T E R S)  ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?

        (__)                   (__)                    (__) 
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( **YAWN** )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||

Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
(krowa w          (krowa flirtująca)
 okularach)    


*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking
(krowa chodząca)  (krowa biegająca)    (ta sama krowa)  (krowa hamująca)


          (__)
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
       //__                  Cow standing         Cow pooing
       Cow marching          
    (krowa maszerujaca)     (krowa stojąca)   (krowa strzelająca)

   Side      Front   Side   back                       Where's all the bulls!
 (prawy             (lewy
  profil)   (przód) profil) (tył)               (___)  (Gdzie są byki!)
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(___)
(  OO
 \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here?  Add yours to the official
   \O   collection!  Send them to:  ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU

(___)
(  --
 \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
   \O

          Thanks to EVERYONE who contributed COWS!

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- ERIC -

         (__)         Eric W. Tilenius
         (oo)
  /-------\/          President, Princeton Planetary Society
 / |     ||
*  ||----||           609-734-7677  //  ewtileni@pucc.princeton.edu

Krówki autorstwa zajączka (__) (oo) \ ___\/_ /--\< / / / ) \-|---<(>----+---> \\|||// | ___/\ ) \)(___) *----/ \ \ / \) (o o) / \ / /--\ / / / // ||o ^ ^ *-/\\--|| ^^ ^^ Robin Mood chief Siting Bull (Robin Muud) (wódz Siedzący Byk)
Krówki nieznanych autorów (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || / | || || | \ * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Trzy krowy... niebieski" (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O * ||oo,-|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ byk prany w zwykłym ten sam byk po proszku praniu w Arielu \ (___) (___) |\ (o o) (o o) | \ /-------\ / /-------\ / | \ / | ||O / | ||O \|\|____ * ||,---|| * ||,---|| _\|| | || || || || (_)\| | || || || || \ | || || || || | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | ^ Byki z Chicago (Chicago Bulls) (__) (oo) || *-- ) ) ) // /\ ^^ ^ ^ Krowa Etiopczyka (__) (oo) !----!-------------# ! !-------------# /--------------\ \ 102 / \-----------/ \ooooooooo/ (oo) Czterej pancerni i krowa (__) (oo) / \/ / / /\ --------------------------- / / \ /- Krowosaurus Rex / * \/ || || || || ||--|| ||--|| || ||-!!!!!!!!!!---|| || o || || || || -()- /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ Crovick Park (rez. S.Spilberg) (__) (oo) /------------------------------------------------\/ / | || * |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Stokrowa () _/O\ (____) +---------* ---|_____| ^ | W|| ^ ^^ ----------- | ## | | # | | ### | krowa medalistka | | -----------
** KROWY - SUPLEMENT . (c) by POL1TT ** (__) (00) . . __L/__ . * . * rC__II__)i * o (_) / I C _II_ ) I . o oo) / I C II ) I o.* . C_)/------------/ V II V o o II II r(oo)i o II II I I II------VVII I I WW WW I I W W Krowa zeszkieletowana. Krowa puszczająca bańki mydlane. (w celach naukowych) (__) - ---- OO I----------------------* -- (__/ II II -- II II ---- II---------VVII ------- WW_ __WW --- /___II /___II oo oo oo oo Krowa na rolkach (ROLLERKROW) Pozycja nieprawidłowa. ^ ____I___ ___________________________I______________________________ | | | I / / / | | | (___) / / / | | | (o-o) / / / __|___|____________*******_______________/____/___ ^ ***** ^ ^ ^ 0 0 Manfred von Krovoffen - as krówskiego lotnictwa w swoim aeroplanie. (__) (oo) __/L/| /-/ |-^ / ^ ^ ^ / ^ ^ ^ ^_____/ II II WW WW Krowa najedzona. (__) oo/ C__)-------------------------| II I | II II | II-------VVVVVVVVVVVVVVII * WW WW Krowa bardzo dojna. * (__) __ ^ (oo) (oo) ^ ()-------------| (/------------- II II II I II------vvII II II WW WW II-------VVII MM MM Krowa po reformie Balcerowicza. Krowa skinhead. S__S (oo) --L/-- /I I / I I (__)__________________* * I-VV-I W W Krowa modna. Pokrowiec (na zamek błyskawiczny) (_____) (-- --) ___________ (__) (___/-- ---| /-------------- oo v I * / I II (__) II II / II II II _____/ooII * IIVV--------II II--/ II WW WW WW WW Byk Schwarzenegger. Oto Mućka, która jest wszystkim Marzenie tysięcy krów. o czym marzysz. (__) (__) /-----------/ .. / -------------/ -00 / I II (__) / I II (__) / II II / II II * IIVV------II * IIVV--------II WW WW WW WW Krowa krótkowidz. Ta sama krowa po wizycie u okulisty. OBLICZA KRÓW: (__) s(__)s I__I C___) C(oo)) s(oo)s I++I (o o) L/ s L/ s L/ (===) w hełmofonie z pejsami krobot z aparatem na zębach o I /-----------I--------------/ / I / / I / / I / / I / / I / * (__) / I / / (oo) /------------I--------------/ / L/| I /-/ | I / / |-------OOOOOOO---OOOOOOO----------^ / // | //// / //// | ////// //// ////// / //// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Krovokkar, okręt wojenny Wikingów.

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