/*
                 TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
                 Project:          Chicago(tm)

  Projected release-date:

  Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995

*/

#include
#include
#include
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

/*
 Reference:
 Internal memo #99281-95
 from: William H. Gates III
 to: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

 William H. Gates III wrote:
 "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY'
 installation-definition. It might prevent customers to think
 that they actually bought something _good_. Therefore I want
 the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

                                  Carry on,
                                  God^H^H^HBill
  "
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     if(first_time_installation)
     {
       make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
       do_nothing_loop();
       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
       hang_system();
     }
     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();
     if(still_not_crashed)
     {
       display_copyright_message();
       do_nothing_loop();
       basically_run_windows_3.1();
       do_nothing_loop();
       do_nothing_loop();
     }
  }

/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99683-95
  from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
  to: William H. Gates III

  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,
  Since we have found that this last piece of code
  within the 'if'-statement will never execute, we
  descided NOT to include it in the final code.
  This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes
  of consumer-diskspace!

                    Thank you for listening to us,
  the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
  "
*/
/*
        if(still_not_crashed)
        {
                write_cheer();
                finished();
        }
*/
        create_general_protection_fault();
}